arcaninetails:

breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”

(via yourgaydad)


(Source: sandandglass, via inkingideas)


Are you always this sentimental?

Had a good day.

You had the Alliance on you, criminals and savages… Half the people on the ship have been shot or wounded including yourself, and you’re harboring known fugitives.

(Source: saulgoodmans, via guardian-of-galaxies)


quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

(via timeloser)


dangergays:

my boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old 5 foot tall old indian grandmother told me that there are lots of men. i thought she was going to say “in the sea” but she said “they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face. she hates flies

(via expandapanda)


kosovan:

rufflesnotdiets:

deadcantdraw:

There’s over 300 languages spoken in London

Less than half of the population is white british

There are large areas with little to no white population

so if your show is set in London and has an all white cast you’re not even being remotely accurate

See Also: New York

los angeles is only 40% white yet look at every single tv show in LA :/ 

(via lucifurry)


marinashutup:

i love buffy because it’s all like “angel’s soul has been destroyed and there’s nothing in the world that can change that”

EXCEPT THIS FLOPPY DISK

(via no-reason-no-reward)


hula-chili-soup:

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

(via residualmascara)